Are there more natural pairs than babies and dogs? Perhaps children and stupid jokes? Hold on to Fido and check out these Panja-Etively funny dog jokes for kids!
1. What kind of dog likes to take a bath every day?
2. Which breed of dog prefers to be in the Big Apple?
A New Yorker.
3. What is the difference between a pet tree and a pet dog?
The pet tree has a cool bark.
4. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
5. What do you call a frozen dog?
6. Why did the dog cross the road?
Get the “Wow Wow” lot.
7. What do you call an old boy dog?
8. When is a black dog a black dog?
When he’s Greyhound.
9. What is a dog that sneezes?
10. What did the hungry Dalmatian say after the meal?
Hit that stain.
11. Why were dogs so good storytellers?
He knew how paws For dramatic effect.
12. What kind of dog does not bark?
A silent puppy.
13. What do you call a cold dog?
A pepper dog.
14. Which dog has the best time?
15. Why do dogs stay out of the sun?
So he won’t be a hot dog.
16. Do dogs have things that other animals don’t have?
17. Where can you find a dog shopping?
A fly market.
18. What do you call a dog magician?
19. What do you get when you pass a dog with a computer?
Lots of bytes.
20. Who gives a dog a Christmas present?
21. Why did the dog do so well in school?
He was the teacher’s pet.
22. Why does Snowman name his dog Frost?
Because of the frostbite.
23. What do you get when you pass a dog with a phone?
A golden receiver.
24. Cats and Dogs Why should you be careful when it rains?
Because you can put your foot in a poodle.
25. What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out his food?
Sister is hungry.
26. What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
27. Why did Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
He continues to see the stains.
28. What does a dog get when he finishes compulsory school?
29. What is your favorite breed of vampire dog?
30. What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?
31. Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left legs.
32. What is a dog’s favorite type of shop?
A re-tail store.
33. When do 10 dogs chase a cat?
1 after 10.
34. What kind of dog chases red things?
35. Which dog can jump higher than a building?
No dog can jump because of the building.
36. What did the dog say to the fly?
Stop bugging me.
37. How do you spell on the back of a dog?
38. Why was everyone surprised that I let my dog drive my car?
They had never seen a dog park before.
39. What kind of dog never throws anything?
A stocking calli.
40. Why do puppies throw garbage everywhere?
They are part of a liter.