History isn’t usually a ridiculous thing, but sometimes we can’t help but LOL in modern interpretations of the past. There are more than a dozen irrelevant history jokes to share with your favorite history teachers or students.
Why were the first days of history called the Dark Ages?
Because there were a lot of knights.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!
Why George Washington Sleep Problems?
Because he could not lie.
Who discovered fractions?
Henry 1/4th!
What did Mason say to Dixon?
We have to draw the line here!
How did Louis XIV feel after completing the Palace of Versailles?
Baroque.
Where is the Declaration of Independence signed?
Down!
Why did Columbus cross the sea?
Get another tide.
What do Alexander the Great and Carmit the Bang have in common?
Same middle name!
Two mistakes do not correct.
But two Wright made a plane!
What does King George think of the American colony?
He thought they were rebelling.
Why is history like a fruit cake?
It is full of dates.
What is the favorite subject of snakes in school?
Hissssstory.
Have you heard of Liberty Bell?
Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT aint for me either.
How are the first Americans like ants?
They both live in the colony.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Surprised.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By the Norse code.
What is the most popular children’s movie in ancient Greece?
Troy story.