Fun summer jokes for kids that will help them beat the heat!

It’s hard to believe, but the school year is almost over. You and your class have worked hard to learn new things, overcome challenges and celebrate success. Now that your time together is coming to an end, why not say goodbye to your students on a high note? Share some of the smiles that kids will enjoy during the long break with this list of summer fun jokes for kids.

1. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?  I'm bacon

I’m bacon

2. How can you say that the sea is friendly?

How can you say that the sea is friendly?  It's a wave.

It’s a wave.

3. Why do fish swim in salt water?

Why do fish swim in salt water?  Because chili water will make them sneeze.

Because chili water will make them sneeze.

4. Where do sheep go on vacation?

Where do sheep go on vacation?  To Ba-Hamas.

To Ba-Hamas.

5. What do you call a snowman in July?

What do you call a snowman in July?  A box.

A box.

6. Which letter of the alphabet is the quietest?

Which letter of the alphabet is the quietest?  Iced tea.

Iced tea.

7. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?  Swimsuit

Swimsuit

8. What travels the world but stays in one corner?

Does it travel all over the world but stays in one corner?  A stamp.

A stamp.

9. Does the fish go on vacation?

Does the fish go on vacation?  No, because they are always at school.

No, because they are always at school.

10. Why do fish like to eat worms?

Why do fish like to eat worms?  Because they are involved with them.

Because they are involved with them.

11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Why do fish like to eat worms?  Because they are involved with them.

Because they are shellfish.

12. Why did dolphins cross the beach?

Why did dolphins cross the beach?  Get another tide.

Get another tide.

13. What is a frog’s favorite summer treat?

What's a Frog's Favorite Summer Treat?  Hopsicle.

Hopsicle.

14. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?  They will be called for travel.

They will be called for travel.

15. Why should you never blame a dolphin for a mistake?

Why shouldn't you blame a dolphin for doing something wrong?  Because they never porpoise it.

Because they never porpoise it.

16. What is gray and four legs and a trunk?

What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?  A rat on vacation.

A rat on vacation.

17. What is black and white and red everywhere?

What about black and white and red all over?  A zebra burned in the sun.

A zebra burned in the sun.

18. What kind of music do killer whales like?

What kind of music does the killer whale like?  They listen to Orca-Straw.

They listen to Orca-Straw.

19. Why is Fish never a good tennis player?

Why isn't Fish ever a good tennis player?  Because they never go to the net.

Because they never go to the net.

20. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?

Why did the robot go on summer vacation?  To recharge his battery.

To recharge his battery.

21. What is eyeless fish called?

What is a fish without eyes?  A fsh.

A fsh.

22. What is a tidal pool called another tidal pool?

What did one tidal pool say to another tidal pool?  Show me your oysters.

Show me your oysters.

23. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?  Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel.

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be one Bagel.

24. What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

What happens if you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?  It gets wet.

It gets wet.

25. What did little corn mama say to corn?

Little corn mama corn said what?  Where's the popcorn?

Where’s the popcorn?

26. Wear brown, hairy, and sunglasses?

Wear brown, hairy, and sunglasses?  A coconut on vacation.

A coconut on vacation.

27. Which animal is always present in the game of baseball?

Which animal always plays a baseball game?  A bat.

A bat.

28. What kind of water cannot freeze?

What kind of water can not be stored?  Hot water.

Hot water.

29. Where do sharks go on vacation?

Where do sharks go on vacation?  Finland.

Finland.

30. What did the beach tide tell him?

What did the beach tide say?  Long time no see.

Long time no see.

31. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?  You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

32. Why did the detectives attend the beach concert?

Why did the detectives show up at the beach concert?  Something was going on with the mermaid.

Something was going on with the mermaid.

33. What is the best type of sandwich for the beach?

What is the best type of sandwich for the beach?  Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

34. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?

Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?  Erie Lake.

Erie Lake.

35. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?

Why did the teacher jump into the pool?  He wanted to test the water.

He wanted to test the water.

36. What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?

What would you say to a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?  A watermelon.

A watermelon.

37. Why didn’t Surya go to college?

Why didn't Surya go to college?  He already had a million degrees.

He already had a million degrees.

38. What do you call a Labrador rescuer on the beach in August?

What would you say to a Labrador rescuer on the beach in August?  A hotdog.

A hotdog.

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