They say that laughter is the best medicine, so what better way to encourage your students than with a little humor? Honestly, these hilarious cheesy dinosaur jokes for kids might make some screams, but you’re sure to hear a few laughs too!
1. What do you call the person who puts their right hand in front of the T-Rex?
2. What did dinosaurs use to cut wood?
A dino saw.
3. What makes more noise than dinosaurs?
4. What would you say to a dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath?
5. What is the best way to talk to dinosaurs?
6. What would you say to a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
7. Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they did not know how to barbecue!
8. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
9. What kind of dinosaurs make good police officers?
10. Nothing as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
The shadow of the dinosaur.
11. What do dinosaurs call their shirt making business?
Try Sarah’s Tops.
12. What did the caveman say as he descended from the dinosaur’s neck?
13. What comes after extinction?
14. What comes after the y-station?
15. What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
16. What did T-Rex say during lunch?
Let’s grab a bite!
17. Which dinosaur can jump higher than the house?
No dinosaur! A house can’t jump!
18. What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes?
Get off the road!
19. Why did Archeopteryx catch worms?
Because it was a primitive bird!
20. How would you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
21. Where do dinosaurs spend their pocket money?
22. What do you say to a dinosaur that left its armor in the rain?
23. Do you think anything could tri-top this dinosaur pun?
I Dino Tell you what, but probably not.
24. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
25. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
26. You are a dinosaur that is called a noisy sleeping?
27. What do dinosaurs call hedgehogs?
28. What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
29. Why didn’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because there was no road then!
30. What would you say to a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary?
31. What kind of explosion do dinosaurs like?
32. What do triceratops sit on?
33. Why do dinosaurs wear a bandage?
Because it had a dinosaur.
34. Why did dinosaurs cross the road?
Because then the chicken did not exist.
35. Why don’t you ever ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
Because their story is too long.
36. Which dinosaur would Harry Potter be?