Daddy jokes for kids that are cheesy and funny for all ages

Need a good smile? Your students have the potential to do the same! After you work so hard together, you deserve a break. We’ve put together this list of fun parent jokes for kids that you can share in your classroom whenever you need. Warning: These jokes are really funny!

1. Where do young trees go to learn?

Where do young trees go to learn?  Elementary school.

Elementary school.

2. Why is bee hair sticky?

Why is bee hair sticky?  Because they use bees.

Because they use bees.

3. What is the favorite part of a computer astronaut?

What is the favorite part of a computer astronaut?  Space bar.

Space bar.

4. When does a joke turn into a father’s joke?

When the joke turned into a father's joke?  When it became clear.

When it became clear.

5. Why don’t you believe in atoms?

Why shouldn't you believe in atoms?  Because they make everything!

Because they make everything!

6. Why are lift jokes so classic and good?

Why are elevator tricks so classic and good?  They work on many levels.

They work on many levels.

7. What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?  An impasta.

Flour.

8. Which state has the most roads?

Which state has the most roads?  Rhode Island.

Rhode Island.

9. Is this pool safe for diving?

Is this pool safe for diving?  It's the deep end.

It’s the deep end.

10. If you see a crime happening in the Apple Store, what does it do to you?

What happens to you if you see a crime happening in the Apple Store?  An iWitness.

An iWitness.

11. Why are piggy banks so wise?

Why is Piggy Bank so intelligent?  They are filled with ordinary st.

They are filled with ordinary st.

12. Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Why does Peter Pan always fly?  He never lands.

He never lands.

13. How can you say that a tree is a dogwood tree?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?  By its bark.

By its bark.

14. What do you call a hot dog on wheels?

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?  Fast food!

Fast food!

15. Have you heard of circus fire?

Have you heard of circus fire?  Was in the tent.

Was in the tent.

16. Want to hear a joke about paper?

Want to hear a joke about paper?  Don't think anything — it's worth crying.

Don’t think anything — it’s worth crying.

17. Can February March?

May February march?  No, but April May!

No, but April May!

18. What would you say to a cheese that is not yours?

What would you say to a cheese that is not yours?  Nacho Paneer.

Nacho Paneer.

19. What is a belt made of watch called?

What is a belt made of watch called?  Time is a waist.

Time is a waist.

20. Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Where do math teachers go on vacation?  Square bar.

Square bar.

21. What is the favorite food of robots?

What is a robot's favorite snack?  Computer chip.

Computer chip.

22. Mountains are not just fun.

The hills are not just fun ... they are hilly areas.

They are hilly areas.

23. What is a fish without eyes called?

What is a fish without eyes?  A fsh.

A fsh.

24. What is the best smelling insect?

What is the best smelling insect?  An odor-ant.

An odor-ant.

25. Did you know that corduroy pillows are in style?

Did you know that corduroy pillows are in style?  They are heading.

They are heading.

26. Have you ever tried to catch a fog?

Have you ever tried to catch a fog?  I tried yesterday but I'm foggy.

I tried yesterday but I’m foggy.

27. How do you do a Kleenex dance?

How do you do a Kleenex dance?  Keep it a little boogie!

Keep it a little boogie!

28. What did the beach say?

What did you say to the beach?  Nothing, it's just rocking.

Nothing, it’s just rocking.

29. How does the moon cut her hair?

How does the moon cut her hair?  Accept it.

Accept it.

30. What did one wall say to another?

What did one wall say to the other wall?  I will meet you in the corner.

I will meet you in the corner.

31. Where does the fruit go on vacation?

Where does the fruit go on holiday?

Pears!

32. What is more letters than the alphabet?

What is more letters than the alphabet?  The post office!

The post office!

33. How can you choose a squirrel?

How can you like a squirrel?  Work like nuts.

Work like nuts.

34. Why don’t eggs make jokes?

Why not say egg prank?  They want to crack up on each other.

They want to crack up on each other.

35. Have you heard rumors about butter?

Have you heard the rumors about butter?  Well, I'm not going to spread it!

Well, I’m not going to spread it!

36. Why can’t the bicycle stand on its own?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?  It was two tired.

It was two tired.

37. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?  Because then it will be a leg.

Because then it will be a leg.

38. What kind of car drives an egg?

Why not say egg prank?  They want to crack up on each other.

A Yolkswagen.

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